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Why couldnt the butterfly go to the from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

What do you call a letter sent from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you have in December that from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

What did Adam say on the day from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !

What does Father Christmas call that reindeer from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!

Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.

How do you make a slow reindeer from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !

What do you get hanging from Father from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!

Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!

How to cats greet each other at from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Did you hear about the stupid turkeyIt from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!

What do vampires put on their turkey from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !

Whats the best thing to put into from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !

What bird has wings but cannot fly from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !

Who is never hungry at Christmas The from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What did the big cracker say to from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !

Mum Can I have a dog for from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneysBecause from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!